Car Bumper Aficionado Gifts

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

Ask me about my litter! !

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Bio Fuels.

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

'You need orthopedic brake shoes.'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

Made in Sweden.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Name stickers on car windscreen.

'Mr. Caughran to see you about a drunk driving charge.'

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)

Running in please pass

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

'My funny little car is making funny little noises.'

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

Turn right, go two feet, hit red car