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'Baby's kicking again.'

Please take a number...

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Well - you guessed it!"

'There! Did you feel him kick?'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Whoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

First Steps

'How many fingers do you see?'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'