Baby Bump Enthusiast Prints

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'Baby's kicking again.'

Please take a number...

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Well - you guessed it!"

'There! Did you feel him kick?'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'How many fingers do you see?'

First Steps

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Bouncing baby