Baby Bump Chuckler Prints

"I'm tied in with a leash. Where the heck do they think I'm going to run to??"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Baby's book is titled: 'Dummies for Dummies.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

How was I supposed to know she was under age?

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

You and your alternative pregnancy.

She Had Enough To Drink.

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'

"'Waaaaah, waaaaah!' is not an answer!"

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

'Excuse me - could you please get out of my way - I've got a baby.'

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

The baby's really been moving round today.

"I hope you don't mind me asking, Mrs. Gonzales...but how does the baby get out of there?"

'Isn't he a little young for sideburns?'

"Baby FOMO."

Sex Education: "Here's one we prepared earlier..."

It's a boy.

Please take a number...

'Baby's kicking again.'

"Dang!! Wrong hole."

'Cold hands, warm heart,' my ass, thought Bessie.