Baby Bump Jokesters Gifts

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'Here's one I made earlier!'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"Six down, three to go!!"

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Break Water'

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

"After 9 months floating here, instead of a birth certificate I should get a diver certification."

Pregnant vs. Old.

"I'm sorry Perkins,but that's one option for childbirth we won't be using."

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?'

"It's a birthing position, Dan. Quit yelling 'Hike.'"

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

'Houdini's mother had an odd and difficult pregnancy.' 'Oh no. He's gone again!'

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

The future Muhammad Ali about to be conceived.

'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'

Please take a number...

'Baby's kicking again.'

Pregnant Juliets nurse using police code to threaten Romeo

'Are you sure it's not out of your way?'

"I'm tied in with a leash. Where the heck do they think I'm going to run to??"

'There! Did you feel him kick?'