Baby Bump Jokesters Pillows

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Here's one I made earlier!'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

"Six down, three to go!!"

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Break Water'

"After 9 months floating here, instead of a birth certificate I should get a diver certification."

'That's the most extreme linear nigra I've ever seen!!'

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

Pregnant vs. Old.

"I'm sorry Perkins,but that's one option for childbirth we won't be using."

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?'

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"It's a birthing position, Dan. Quit yelling 'Hike.'"

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

'Houdini's mother had an odd and difficult pregnancy.' 'Oh no. He's gone again!'

'Two more months!...who's delivering this baby...the post office?'

Please take a number...

'Baby's kicking again.'

"I'm tied in with a leash. Where the heck do they think I'm going to run to??"

Pregnant Juliets nurse using police code to threaten Romeo

'Are you sure it's not out of your way?'

'There! Did you feel him kick?'

Maternity Ward - 'I wonder what his credit rating is...'