Elbow Bumper Gifts

The elbow pump has replaced the handshake. In another context, that sentence you said could describe an odd sequence of medical conditions.

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Ask me about my litter! !

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

She Had Enough To Drink.

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Running in please pass

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

No caption. (Frog drives car. Bumper stickers indicate that driver's family includes a spouse and many tadpoles.)

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

Honk if you love Jesus.

It's a boy.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Hail, Caesar.'

The End is Not Near.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"