Elbow Bumper Pillows

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

Rabies on board - a couple of rabid babies.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

She Had Enough To Drink.

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"The final phase of your background check... the bumper stickers on the back of your car."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

"Hi, it's me, the best little goddamn dog in the world."

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Running in please pass

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Buddha never said anything of the kind! -- You read that on a bumper sticker!'

Car with groceries and items atop car has bumpersticker: 'My other vehicle is a shopping cart.'

Honk if you love Jesus.

'I see you had egg for breakfast.' - 'Yesterday morning.'

Accidentally transported into the future, Sir Lancelot was having trouble adjusting.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'Hail, Caesar.'

Woman's car has sticker on the back saying 'How's My Wife's Driving'.

Bumper Sticker Show Off.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"