Sore Elbow Overcomer Pillows

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

"My computer just texted me."

'Will you be wanting this?'

Doctor to man: 'You're a workaholic - you tested positive for elbow grease.'

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"Hey! This is news."

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."

Glimpses One Dollar

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Men and Women's changing rooms

Holiday Overkill.

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

Screenwasher cleaning buggy.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Suicide by overeating.

"What they hell are we looking at."

"Too many tabs open."

"...Under pressure?..gain instant relief with Doctor Bengts information overload adjuster...."

Man with world on his shoulders

'Mismatched Mantras'

Copenhagen Three Degrees.

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

"How's the gastric band working out?"

My cousins from Barcelona show up announced and have been here for weeks! The Spanish imposition!

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!

A lumberjack chops down a tree

Notice! Management hates to see associates working overtime. So, please keep your doors closed. Thanks!

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

Kids seem to sense when Pesach is drawing near.

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'