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Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Someday she'll solve the world's problems."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Maternity Ward

'How many fingers do you see?'

First Steps

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

Bouncing baby

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Giving Birth

Maternity Hospital

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

Lady drinking Champagne.