Baby Bump Buddies T-Shirts

"I hope you don't mind me asking, Mrs. Gonzales...but how does the baby get out of there?"

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Men explained.

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

Baby in womb chooses from multiple choice pregnancy symptoms...

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Senior Cat Warranty, Low maintenance sofa accessory, Unlimited purring and cuddling, Mellow 'been there done that' attitude.'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

"Would you like to cut the cord?"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Childbirth and Covid 19

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

The Ultrasound.

"My wife's going through a difficult pregnancy."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

Two breasts: No waiting

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up every hour during the night."

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

Please take a number...

'Baby's kicking again.'

"I'm tied in with a leash. Where the heck do they think I'm going to run to??"

Feel the baby kick - 5 cents

'As long as it's got six fingers and eighteen toes...'

'There! Did you feel him kick?'

'That little fella has quite a burp on him!'

Old woman staring at pregnant woman's bump.

'Four months I've been in here and I'm yet to see a tenancy agreement.'

"Well - you guessed it!"