Eggserciser Gifts

Child building a snowman

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Ornithologist

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

The bad egg.

Easter Bonnet

'Now do you believe me?'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

'What does Easter mean to you?'

The thinker Easter egg

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

He just fell off the wall. It sounds like a case of "restless egg" syndrome.

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.

'Easter egg design went from the traditional to the psychedelic design around the time the Easter Bunny began growing and smoking his own Easter basket grass.'

The rally driver's breakfast

Chick hatches out of egg.

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

Police Lineup

"I thought he said he wanted his eggs over easy."

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

A chicken lays Easter eggs for the Easter bunny.

'My parents are separated.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."

EASTER