Eggserciser Mugs

Child building a snowman

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Ornithologist

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Easter Bonnet

The bad egg.

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"Actually, I would rather have a dog. It's just that we need the eggs."

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

"What is this one - 'Two egg surprise'?"

The thinker Easter egg

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

The rally driver's breakfast

"Let's make Easter eggs ourselves by feeding the bunny with food coloring!"

Chick hatches out of egg.

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

Every Easter the chickens would play the same old joke on Farmer Brown

Police Lineup

A chicken lays Easter eggs for the Easter bunny.

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

'My parents are separated.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."

"So, I'm hopping down the bunny trail like I always do, when this kid spots me and starts yelling, 'He's not wearing any pants!'"

EASTER