Eggs Gifts

'You call that an egg? I'll show you an egg!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"I don't care who came first, you still need reservations."

"It's the goose that lays the cholesterol-free eggs."

Chicken Salesman

Easter Bunny

Knocking Egg

Old Yolk's Home.

'Which eight do you want?'

'Oh boy, is that the time? I need to go home to roost...'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

The Birth of of Humpty Dumpty.

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"Chicken coop coup master mind captured! Thousands of eggs recovered."

"Hey, don't fall asleep Jimmy! Look at me! You'll be fine, it's just a scratch! We'll get back home in no time and on Sunday we'll be a nice omelette, you'll see."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Then add one extra large egg..."