Eggs Prints

'You call that an egg? I'll show you an egg!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"I don't care who came first, you still need reservations."

"It's the goose that lays the cholesterol-free eggs."

Chicken Salesman

Easter Bunny

Knocking Egg

Old Yolk's Home.

'Which eight do you want?'

'Oh boy, is that the time? I need to go home to roost...'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

The Birth of of Humpty Dumpty.

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

"Chicken coop coup master mind captured! Thousands of eggs recovered."

A takeout container? How are we supposed to carry a takeout container?

"Hey, don't fall asleep Jimmy! Look at me! You'll be fine, it's just a scratch! We'll get back home in no time and on Sunday we'll be a nice omelette, you'll see."

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Superstock'

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."