Egg-cellent Debater Gifts

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'We have three minutes left.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Meet the layer.

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

Russian eggs.

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

As usual, the obvious precedent for this case is The Children v. Mommy. The Supreme Court, Juvenile Division.

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'You think I don't like oatmeal predicated on the fact that I haven't had it in forty-seven years but there is no substantial reason based solely on breakfast choices I might have made in front of or to you for you to make that assumption.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"Who's next?"

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

"What are we protesting about?"

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.'