Egg-cellent Debater Pillows

'So, the egg WAS first.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'We have three minutes left.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Meet the layer.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

Russian eggs.

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

"All in favor of ending the heartache and the thousand natural shocks this firm is heir to, say aye."

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

'You think I don't like oatmeal predicated on the fact that I haven't had it in forty-seven years but there is no substantial reason based solely on breakfast choices I might have made in front of or to you for you to make that assumption.'

"I feel bad about eating them...but they're so yummy."

"Who's next?"

'So you're the boy who wants to be a chugger.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Your brother sure ha some kind of weirdo creepy imagination.'

"What are we protesting about?"

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.'

"No, I don't think they are talking about the economy."