Egg-cellent Jokester Pillows

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

"These eggs are well past their sell-by date!"

'We have three minutes left.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you.'

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

"So tell me, what is it about your life that isn't making sense to you?"

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

Russian eggs.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

How the Easter Bunny Spends Halloween.

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'Okay, I give up. What do you put in your cake recipe that tastes so familiar?'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

I only lay egg whites.

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

'John and Yolko.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

'It's so hot, I've been feeding the chickens ice cubes just to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs!'

Easter Bunny

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'