Egg-cellent Prankster Pillows

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"They look like pickles."

'We have three minutes left.'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

Clown Skis.