Egg-cellent Prankster Pillows

Anti-litter by-law in effect

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"They look like pickles."

'We have three minutes left.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

Stupid Cupid.