Chicken Or Egg Debater Pillows

"Who's next?"

Dialogue

"You owe me five bucks."

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Nobody goes there anymore.' 'Because it's too crowded.'

The last word.

Global warming debate.

Approved Debate Questions

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'My opponent hates cats.'