Eeg Technician Gifts

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

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'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Where does it hurt?'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'That's his foot, that's his heart, that's a lego you swallowed at some point... weirdo.'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

NYC Department of Sanitation

"Turn down the bass."

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'