Eeg Technician Mugs

'Please, everyone, stand back to give the register some air. We've had a glitch.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

Subwoofer

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Man and Machine snoozing

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"The test results show that your baby is healthy, and that she already wants the new iPhone."

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'You're up the duff with a bun in the oven.'

Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms

Ultra Sound/Downloading.

'Where does it hurt?'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

"It's got an incredible range for an E.V."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

Baby Footballer

"Turn down the bass."

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife