Electrical Experimenter Gifts

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

The Inexperienced Cook

Miami Mice

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Cursing Scientist.

Professor...what are you doing?

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

Psych 101 Frog Lab

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

"We're making progress."

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

A mad scientist.

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'