Electrical Experimenter Pillows

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jazz is Invented

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Miami Mice

The Inexperienced Cook

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Are you sure you're not just teaching to the test?"

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Cursing Scientist.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Professor...what are you doing?

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

"We're making progress."

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

Wishing Well

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

A mad scientist.