Tech Experimenter Gifts

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Psych 101 Frog Lab

Busy, Busy, Busy

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

CIA Recommended TVs

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'