Tech Experimenter Prints

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"The desktop skills test was a little worrying,56% couldn't manage 'Word' 75% were confused by 'Excel' and 43% wanted to know what channel 'Eastenders' was on."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Have you tried turning it off and back on?"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

You are Here. We know where you've been.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Cursing Scientist.

CIA Recommended TVs

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

'We now have the technology to record your dreams. From now on, your dreams are our intellectual property.'

Psych 101 Frog Lab

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Investment Guru/Lifestyle Guru/Tech Guru/Fashion Guru

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

Wishing Well

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

Dogfights/Drone Fights

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'