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'Correct - I think!'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'Say what you will. All I know is, my grades have skyrocketed since I started cheating off the foreign exchange kid.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Student wants to be excused...for the semester.

'He's the new cross-eyed teacher.The headmaster has sacked him, obviously he couldn't control his pupils!'

"My Uncle John says your homework assignments are nothing short of torture!"

"Suspended from school? No such luck!"

"What's a 14-letter word for 'school leader'?"

A Puppet Named Juan

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

String Theory for Beginners.

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

Chaos Theory Conference.

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

Monkey Business College

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

Books on running a successful school,