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"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Dipped into Principal.

A Puppet Named Juan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

Master's Degrees of the Universe

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

String Theory for Beginners.

Billy strip: help with homework.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

"As a summation of our work it's pretty accurate...apart from the beginning, middle and end of all the words in between!"

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

Old McDonald, first grader, fails English.

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

Cave College: 'We offer two majors, Hunting and Gathering.'

"I dreamed I was being chased by a giant standardized test."

'That's it?'

"You can't be needing another break - the kids have only been back a week!"

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do no add up to 100 may help explain why.'