Educational Humor Fan T-Shirts

'Don't you think this school has way too many fire drills?'

Suggestion box and a box for 'Unsolicited letters of praise.'

'Here - I did my math homework, but the details are still sketchy.'

Volcano Danger: 'We are shutting down your Wright Brothers exhibit until Andy's volcano is dormant again.'

'I cannot give you full credit unless you can describe the process used to arrive at your answer.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'Well, it's an idea whose time has come.'

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

"Let's review cause and effect. Your divorce 10 years ago can't affect your son's zero today."

Advanced Remedial Math

'Twelve ounces in a pound - what do you want to be, boy, a butcher?'

'I know what ignorance means but what does blissful mean?'

"She thinks her students like the practice teacher better than they like her."

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

'I can't believe you flunked a history test about me!'

"..now he finally understands about the birds and the bees."

Not Such A Fool As He Looks.

"I teach in the department of people who aren't good at math."

A Puppet Named Juan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

"Is this a 'GOTCHA' question?"

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

Math Teacher

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Class, this is David. He's our new financial exchange student."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

Master's Degrees of the Universe

'People, get a half-life!'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'