Education Humor Fan Mugs

'Correct - I think!'

'My first day? I got to meet with the principal one on one.'

'Say what you will. All I know is, my grades have skyrocketed since I started cheating off the foreign exchange kid.'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

Student wants to be excused...for the semester.

PUSD Ex Cons

'He's the new cross-eyed teacher.The headmaster has sacked him, obviously he couldn't control his pupils!'

"My Uncle John says your homework assignments are nothing short of torture!"

"Suspended from school? No such luck!"

"What's a 14-letter word for 'school leader'?"

A Puppet Named Juan

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

String Theory for Beginners.

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

Chaos Theory Conference.

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"Exactly how long were you home schooled?"

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"Let's just say my teacher and I agreed to disagree."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

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