Humor In Education Fan Mugs

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"There are no dumb questions, Billy, but there are plenty of dumb answers!"

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm the guy who invented CliffsNotes."

"Don't forget the nucleus has mass."

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

'I'm taking the 'learn from my mistakes' approach to education.'

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Party Schools...

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

'Don't act too happy that school's out. You'll hurt our teacher's feelings.'

"It's a clear case of RLS: Repetitive Lecture Syndrome."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

'But my mom says that 40 is the new 30.'

Chère Maman

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

The Principal of Inertia.

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'It's not a designer pin. It's actually a medal the Principal gave me for backing up my hard drive.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....