Education Administrators Gifts

"Looks like our school district is going to change again."

More Education Needed

"So your grades are plummeting and you've stopped trying because you came to the realization that 'school is overrated'?"

Ethics exam cheater.

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

I will study my speling words...

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

POP goes the weasel, Collin, not ka-boom splat.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"He said he doesn't want to see me in his office again..."

'The school computers are six months old. How can I be expected to be competitive in the job market if I'm trained on obsolete equipment?'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'What does it say, Dad?'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Yummy Mummies

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'