Edible Evaluator Gifts

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"Ninja bread men"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Avocado Timeline

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

Big Burgers.

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Mixed marriage: food fight

"It's all good – but some of it is better."