Eco-friendly Reindeer Fan Pillows

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

That one has all the batteries!

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

En garde!

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Humans are 100% recyclable.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

Running out of Gas.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Rudolph wasn't the only one who used to like to play Reindeer Games.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

"Don't be lazy."

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

En-guard dog.

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

Self-driving sled

Santa's Reindeer on New Year's Eve.

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'What wine goes well with venison?'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

Xmas Labour Shortage

Rudolph unblocking a chimney