Eco-friendly Reindeer Fan Prints

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

En garde!

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

Space Pioneer

Smart Arse Meter

Running out of Gas.

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

En-guard dog.

Selling salt lick lollipops to reindeers.

For Crying Out Loud I Am Not Rudolph

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

Man riding a bike frame with a cat and a dog attached to harnesses where the wheels would normally be

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

"Don't be lazy."

Self-driving sled

Santa and elves drinking eggnog.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

'What wine goes well with venison?'

"And this is the ultimate in low-flush toilets!"

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"I won't be needing you this year."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney