Eco-friendly Prom Enthusiast Gifts

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Sale! Weed Whackers

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Not to mention the park view."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Is it organic?'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

A gap between the solar panels

Electric car

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'