Eco-friendly Prom Enthusiast Pillows

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Sale! Weed Whackers

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

"Not to mention the park view."

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

'Is it organic?'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

Electric car

A gap between the solar panels

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."