Eco-friendly Excuse Maker Pillows

Add a touch of humor and eco-awareness to their space with pillows that reflect their inventive excuses and love for the planet—comfort with a conscience.

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"I daren't cut that lot down. I'd probably alter the whole eco-system."

"I daren't cut that lot down. I'd probably alter the whole eco-system." mockup

"I daren't cut that lot down. I'd probably alter the whole eco-system."

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came." mockup

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

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Homework flavored dog food

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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Lame Lines

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on." mockup

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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Production Meeting: Excuses

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"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?" mockup

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

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'Catching lunch again Steward?'

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework." mockup

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

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Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.' mockup

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

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"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests." mockup

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

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"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct." mockup

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

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'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!' mockup

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

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"My dog deleted my excuses app."

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"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.'' mockup

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

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'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.' mockup

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

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'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.' mockup

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

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Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper! mockup

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

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My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework. mockup

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

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This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother. mockup

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

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'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.' mockup

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

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"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!" mockup

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

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Eco-friendly Excuse Maker Pillows Collection

Eco-friendly Excuse Maker Mugs

Explore our range of eco-friendly mugs that celebrate your creative excuse maker—quirky designs made from sustainable materials to start their day with a smile.

Eco-friendly Excuse Maker Prints

Browse inspiring prints with clever eco messages—great for adding personality and green values to any space.

Eco-friendly Excuse Maker T-Shirts

Check out our witty, eco-conscious t-shirts that speak to your creative excuse maker—perfect for making a statement and supporting sustainability.