Eco-friendly Excuse Maker Mugs

"I daren't cut that lot down. I'd probably alter the whole eco-system."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Homework flavored dog food

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

Lame Lines

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

Production Meeting: Excuses

"Where do you come up with your rationalizations for not writing?"

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

Student to teacher: 'No, not my dog. I do my homework on my computer... and the cat ate the mouse.'

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

"My dog deleted my excuses app."

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"