Eco-chatter Gifts

'The council won't come and collect the rubbish your father keeps spouting.'

The Environmentalist

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Pandora's boxes

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Post-corona road to recovery

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

No tree hugging.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

Save the earth/Make Money.

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Bernie for Labor!

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

Hourglass earth - time running out

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

Will work for manure.

"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"

Industry Strangling the Environment

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

"It runs on hybrids."

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

Climate Dirt Summit

Genetically modified food

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'

'What kind of mileage do you get?'

'I'm not going to that barber again.'

Stop before it's to late - the future of the planet affected by human activity.