Eco-conscious Conversationalist Gifts

"The news about climate change isn't all bad, it looks as though I'll be dead before it gets too cataclysmic."

Drought

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

The New Normal

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Not to mention the park view."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Mother nature takes her course.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

Biodegradable helium balloons.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019