Eco-aware Conversationalist Gifts

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

The New Normal

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

"Not to mention the park view."

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Mother nature takes her course.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Population train.

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

Biodegradable helium balloons.