Eco-conscious Conversationalist Mugs

"The news about climate change isn't all bad, it looks as though I'll be dead before it gets too cataclysmic."

Drought

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

Mother nature takes her course.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'Be careful...It may not be organic.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Population train.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019