Eco-chatter Prints

'The council won't come and collect the rubbish your father keeps spouting.'

The Environmentalist

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Pandora's boxes

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Post-corona road to recovery

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"We just can't justify the expense of cheese, let alone the upkeep of the maze."

No tree hugging.

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

Save the earth/Make Money.

'So there's global warming. What possible harm could it do?'

Hourglass earth - time running out

Bernie for Labor!

"And then yesterday, I had an epiphany: The best way for me to overcome my paralyzing fear of a global ecological/economic collapse is to find a way to turn it into a lucrative career!"

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"Do we not come to this Redemption Center because we have refund value? Yes! But do not think you are worth but one nickel for that would be 'soft moralizing'."

"Batteries for environmentally friendly electric cars. . ."

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

Will work for manure.

'That's one more creature we can remove from the endangered species list.'

Industry Strangling the Environment

"...and when did you first start feeling you are going mad?"

Climate Dirt Summit

Polar bears gathered on single piece of ice hold banner saying: STOP GLOBAL WARMING.

"Eh, who cares if climate change is killing birds? I'll just make more."

"It runs on hybrids."

Genetically modified food

'These guys are going to take us kicking and screaming to hell with them!'

'One lousy hot flash, and the little tree-huggers go nuts!'

Stop before it's to late - the future of the planet affected by human activity.