Ecclesiastical Maverick Gifts

Vicar preaching at pulpit

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Gene Therapy

The ten ammendments

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

The joy of sects.

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'We are gathered here...'

Conclave.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Ding and Dong.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

Sword rises, Excalibur like, from body of patient undergoing operation.

Conformity

Sunburn.

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

Don't sweat the small stuff

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

'Do people have soles?'

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

Bishops with headgear of increasing size.

Bishop rocking in his church.

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

'Me? An Archbishop? God, no - I just like the hats.'

A Clean Sweep at the Vatican.

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Problems facing Church of England in UK.