Ecclesiastical Maverick Mugs

Vicar preaching at pulpit

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Gene Therapy

The ten ammendments

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

The joy of sects.

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

'We are gathered here...'

Conclave.

'I'm a bit suspicious of that Trojan Clothes horse.'

"I suppose you're like me, only signed up for the free uniform."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

Ding and Dong.

Early Resentment Towards Yuppies.

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

"It's an extremely hazardous occupation - nearly every pope for the last 600 years has died on the job."

'Put the kettle on, Doreen.'

"This isn't the caring way to treat those who disagree with you, Pastor Bob."

Conformity

Sunburn.

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

Don't sweat the small stuff

"Yo, Mr. 'Knight of the Round Table' — this isn’t cilantro, it’s parsley."

'Ever since this 'evolution' thing started, I've been doing a lot of soul-searching.'

'I heard they faked their schisms...'

'Do people have soles?'

Bishops with headgear of increasing size.

Exorcism and Other Jobs.

Bishop rocking in his church.

A Clean Sweep at the Vatican.

Pope Benedict XVI resigns.

Madame Yompe, Palm Reader...Special! Both palms read for the price of one.

'Me? An Archbishop? God, no - I just like the hats.'

Problems facing Church of England in UK.

Lady of the Lake Holds Swiss Knife