Ecclesiastical Innovator Gifts

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Mozart on a computer,

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Drive-thru Church

The joy of sects.

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Computer Music

"I compose using post it notes!"

'We are gathered here...'

Airports.

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

String Quartet Vending Machine

Vicar preaching at pulpit

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

'I only do biometric readings now.'

Composer.

'Does it come with any Apps'