Ecclesiastical Innovator Gifts

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

Mozart on a computer,

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

Drive-thru Church

Ginger Baker.

The joy of sects.

"I compose using post it notes!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

Computer Music

Airports.

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

'We are gathered here...'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'Oh, sow some interest! How many 8-year-olds can play the '1812' on a vacuum hose?'

"I made it myself. It's a lava lamp."

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

From left to right: The man who discovered fire, the man who invented the wheel, and the man who became their agent.

'Agghh...I've done something practical, taken up by industry...and I've been thrown out of the Mad Scientist Club!'

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

'I'd like to leave the priesthood to marry you, Sister Agnes, but I hate to leave show biz!'

"Don't worry I removed the instructions."

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

String Quartet Vending Machine

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

Vicar preaching at pulpit

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

'That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer.'

Composer.

'I only do biometric readings now.'