Spiritual Innovator Gifts

"You won't see the fire, it's a microwave hawan."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Home depot."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'You must heal yourself.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

FAQs.

Drive-thru Church

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."

"Show off."

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"