Eccentric Illustration Admirer Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Use your imagination.

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

'It's all very well you saying I should paint something else, but what?'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Cat Mask

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

"Is that you Mildred?"

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Mixed Nuts

Cat in a rat suit with caption 'Rat is Cat'.

'This elusive self-portrait of the artist is perhaps his most famous work. It was purchased, by the museum, for one hundred and ninety million dollars and is now valued at 900 million dollars...'

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Louis Antoine Jullien

The absurd artist

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Giant wants his shoe back.

"Come at me, Bro!"

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

'I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone with this many years of experience.'

William Pitt the Younger as a 'Toadstool upon a Dunghill'

'I always thought 'heads will roll' was just a figure of speech.'