Satirical Illustration Admirer Gifts

Theresa May

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Had enough of the box.

"My name's God, and I approve this message."

"Hey, baby. . .! I'veabout got this thing won. . . Wanna come to my victory party?"

Exhibition for Prisoners

Marcello Mastroianni.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

'The Sadly Insanes do Baghdad.'

Cat Mask

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Pennybags Monster

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Metal Detector, Melanin dector

'Whoops! Get my lawyer on the phone!'

"Is that you Mildred?"

"You think you're barking at nothing, but you're really barking at all the angry political rhetoric."

"Sorry, Barnes, but you're not getting credit for that deal you closed. You tested positive for job performance enhancing drugs."

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Micromanagement

Mutant coronavirus

101 uses of a dead cat: chopping board.

Russia Attempts to Woo Italy from the Triple Alliance

"I guess the German takeover was successful."

Super Hero Drug Testing

"This pizza party tastes a lot like layoffs."

Giant wants his shoe back.

Wildlife trade and COVID-19.

"In light of the recent normalization of so much abhorrent speech and behavior, the defendant respectfully enters a plea of "Seriously?" to the crimes he's charged with!"

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

"I can't get no disinfection."

'Money won't make you happy, Waldron, so instead of a raise, I'm giving you prozac.'

"Good Evening. . . would you like to hear about our 'America has too many regulations' specials . . . ?"

"We need to make cuts...shall we start with the heart?"

Maurice Barres